Things Equestrian's Say While Riding

Just a list of funny things I usually will say to my horse while I'm riding:

• "Good grief!"
• "Slow down already!"
• "You're not a race horse!"
• "Could you go any slower?"
• "Come on!"
• "And...Canter! Or walk... Okay that's fine too."
• "Nooooooo!"
• "Why can't you wait to poop? This is not a good time to do that."
• "Whoops."
• "Oops."
• "Sorry, my bad."
• "Come on!." 
• "Oops."

Okay, some of them are pretty riciculous, but truthfully I say all of those. Constantly. Especially "Oops!" And "Good grief, slow down! You're not a race horse!" He he he. For any riders out there; do you ever find yourself saying some of these things?